The doctor's office

I went to the doctor's office which is a place where people in white coats pretend like they are nice but then they stick things in places where they really shouldn't. I think doctors should mind their own business. While you wait your turn you can see other dogs and sometimes cats are waiting too. Nobody is very happy, especially the cats who are usually in a small cage, which is a good place for them I think, and who always look like they are about to cough up a hairball. I met Max who is a very good looking dog I think.

I think I'm going to get a treat...

I think my pack is planning to get me a special treat. I heard them on the phone. They were asking about when they could get a "neuter for Baxter". I wonder what a neuter is! A rare kind of bone? A special-order toy? Or a new kind of bacon?! NEUTER NEUTER NEUTER! I can't wait for my neuter!!! Yipee!!!

My girlfriend Lucy

Lucy is my favorite girlfriend.


She is a shitzu which is a kind of dog that looks like it ran into a wall one too many times. Lucy is fun to play with except sometimes she gets cranky and bites me when I jump on her and then I have to stop for a minute. Lucy also has really buggy eyes which means that her collar is too tight I think. They say girl dogs are called bitches, but I don't think Lucy is a bitch. I think she is nice. Except when she bites me, then she is a bitch I guess.

Shipwreck

I don't know what I ate, but when it came out... dude, it was EVERYWHERE! My pack called it a shipwreck. It took them a long time to swab my poop deck...

How to levitate a dog

I'm learning magic tricks. I can make lots of things disappear -- food, cats, toys, and just about anything my pack leaves on the floor -- that is easy. But my favorite trick is to levitate. Here's how you do it.

First, you find a big yellow ball. Don't be scared if it has a ghost on it because it is not a real ghost.



Next, you put your head on the ball:



Then hold real still and you will start to levitate. Your ears usually levitate first...



Here we go...



Weeeeeeeeee!

Finally, a cat I like!

The Sandbox

Today I played in the cats' sandbox. It was really fun. There are lots of unique smells and if you dig, you can find some special treats! Sometimes the sand gets in your nose. Playing in the sandbox is a sure-fire way to earn a bath, however.