I think I'm going to get a treat...

I think my pack is planning to get me a special treat. I heard them on the phone. They were asking about when they could get a "neuter for Baxter". I wonder what a neuter is! A rare kind of bone? A special-order toy? Or a new kind of bacon?! NEUTER NEUTER NEUTER! I can't wait for my neuter!!! Yipee!!!

My girlfriend Lucy

Lucy is my favorite girlfriend.


She is a shitzu which is a kind of dog that looks like it ran into a wall one too many times. Lucy is fun to play with except sometimes she gets cranky and bites me when I jump on her and then I have to stop for a minute. Lucy also has really buggy eyes which means that her collar is too tight I think. They say girl dogs are called bitches, but I don't think Lucy is a bitch. I think she is nice. Except when she bites me, then she is a bitch I guess.

Shipwreck

I don't know what I ate, but when it came out... dude, it was EVERYWHERE! My pack called it a shipwreck. It took them a long time to swab my poop deck...