Cats are not fair

When you try to play with them they just stare or spit at you,


They don't have to do 'come' or 'lay down' or 'rollover' or any tricks,



They get to sleep on the bed and not in a crate,

They don't have to wear stupid clothes,


They get to climb on anything they want and they balance really good,


They don't have to take a bath,



They get to play in a sandbox whenever they want,

And I'm sure there are many more reasons why they are not fair but I don't know them yet.