How to annoy a cat

I have been living with cats for a month now and I have learned some things, like how to annoy them. Here is my top 10 list.

10. Look at it.



9. Bite its tail when it is sitting on a windowsill.



8. Push down the cat pole it’s sitting on.




7. Poke your head in the litter box when it’s takin’ care of business.

6. Try to sniff its butt on a dead run.



5. Hop in the sack with it.



4. Call it a pussy … cat.

3. Try to join in when it is licking itself.

2. Pretend it is a toy and try to bite the squeaky bit.

1. When it is staring at the wall like a hypnotized moron, sneak up behind it and bark real loud.

If you do #1, usually this is what happens: