What?! No more treats?!

I’m SO bummed! My pack isn’t giving me any more treats, not even when I do "sit" and not even when I do it perfectly on cue. Instead I get a nibble of kibble or just a little praise. Don’t get me wrong; I like praise. But c’mon, it’s not bacon. They said they want to give me just regular dog food because I had diarrhea today. I think diarrhea is that special kind of poo that comes out real fast and easy. I kind of like it – one push and I’m back to playing! -- but I guess my pack doesn’t. They say I had too many treats like macaroni and cheese noodles and cracker bits so now I’m banned. I don’t think it’s the treats. I think it was the cat poo.