Being one of the world's few blogging dogs, people often ask me, "Lil' B, why do dogs love to stick their heads out of the window of a moving car?" Well my friends, it is simple: It's like an IMAX movie for your nose. Just think for minute. Rather than having to wander around from place to place with your nose on the ground and in other people's business, when you stick your head out the window, a bouquet of all the odors the world has to offer is delivered, under pressure, straight up your nose. The mixtures and nuances this creates is indescribable -- imagine fresh manure laced with the innards of a decaying carcass seasoned with the territorial spray of a feral cat. It's a psychedelic kaleidoscopic, man. A trip. A rush. Makes your eyes roll back in your head, brother. I'm drooling just thinking about it. Peace.
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