I don't know why some people call me a poodle. Don't call me a poodle because I am NOT a poodle! Poodles are prissy with names like Fifi and Gigi. They do not have a name like Baxter which is very not poodle. Poodles have funny haircuts that make them look like deranged, panting pom-poms. Baxters do not look like pom-poms. Poodles like escargot in a butter sauce. Baxters like worms, with dirt. Baxters are also very black. Poodles sometimes come in black, but even when they do, they don't wear it well.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
I am not a poodle!
I don't know why some people call me a poodle. Don't call me a poodle because I am NOT a poodle! Poodles are prissy with names like Fifi and Gigi. They do not have a name like Baxter which is very not poodle. Poodles have funny haircuts that make them look like deranged, panting pom-poms. Baxters do not look like pom-poms. Poodles like escargot in a butter sauce. Baxters like worms, with dirt. Baxters are also very black. Poodles sometimes come in black, but even when they do, they don't wear it well.
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Baxters are clearly awesome. However, you are giving a bad rap to poodle-kind. Poodles are great retrievers and swimmers. Poodles are super-cool, it is the humans that give them silly haircuts and even sillier names!
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One of those humans I just mentioned :)
But you look like a poodle with your hair. Hehehe. But you're still cute :)
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But you look like a poodle or a bichon frise? Your coat is just like those breeds.
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