Wednesday, December 9, 2009

I am not a poodle!

I don't know why some people call me a poodle. Don't call me a poodle because I am NOT a poodle! Poodles are prissy with names like Fifi and Gigi. They do not have a name like Baxter which is very not poodle. Poodles have funny haircuts that make them look like deranged, panting pom-poms. Baxters do not look like pom-poms. Poodles like escargot in a butter sauce. Baxters like worms, with dirt. Baxters are also very black. Poodles sometimes come in black, but even when they do, they don't wear it well.

3 comments:

  1. Baxters are clearly awesome. However, you are giving a bad rap to poodle-kind. Poodles are great retrievers and swimmers. Poodles are super-cool, it is the humans that give them silly haircuts and even sillier names!

    Sincerely,
    One of those humans I just mentioned :)

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  2. But you look like a poodle with your hair. Hehehe. But you're still cute :)
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  3. But you look like a poodle or a bichon frise? Your coat is just like those breeds.

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